JRAleman

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. - Anonymous Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. - Louis Srygley Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. - Ralph Johnson It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature. - Anonymous One man’s crappy software is another man’s full-time job. - Jessica Gaston A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder Deleted code is debugged code. - Jeff Sickel Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. - Rick Cook The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. - J. Osterhout The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. - Seymour Cray Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering